What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ?

The Masked-quito !

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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

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What insect does a neckbeard keep as a pet?

M'ladybug

What do insects learn at school ?

Mothmatics !

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What did the Mexican doctor tell the Lone Ranger?

Estas muriendo. Tu necesitas chemo. Sabe?

Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.