What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?

A holy terror.

Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What's ten inches long and white?

Not a damn thing! I thought it was time we had some racist jokes towards someone who isn't black for once D

What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

Why was the Facebook post redundant?

Because I already reddit

What sounds like a frog but keeps me up all night?

reddit

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?

A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.

What do you call a blonde lesbian?

A: A waste.