What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

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What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

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Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

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Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

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What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.