What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar?

Her/she

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

Why did the clock get banned from the library?

It tocked too much