Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

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Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

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Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

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Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

How are black people like Christmas lights?

Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright

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Why can't you run in a camp ground?

You can only 'ran' it's past tents.

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

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Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

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What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate?

He claimed 47% of America as dependents.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?

An elephant with hiccups !