What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

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What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

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What do they call an affair with a psychiatrist?

A psychiatric tryst.

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but only if the lightbulb really to change.

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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.