What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

Why was the magnet seeing the Psychiatrist?

Because it was bipolar.

How many psychiatrists does it... ...take to change a light bulb?

0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein

What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.