How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Why did the rope not get any presents?

Because he was knotty.

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What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

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What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry

Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

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How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

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What is the internal temperature of a taun taun?

Luke warm!

How did Darth Vader know what Leah got Luke for Christmas?

He felt his presents.