How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend?

His clean fingers.

Why did the gynecologist giggle during the pap smear?

I don't know. It was an inside joke.

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How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

How do you like your new teacher ?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !

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What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

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What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an ...

Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

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What makes a software developer feel rich?

Their Cache

Why do LGBT men typically have their whisker-hairs depilated?

So their skin won't feel so abrucive

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What is the internal temperature of a Taunton?

Luke warm.