What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

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To get to the other side.

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Lefty!

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Because people kept toasting him!

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Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)