What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?

Chick to chick !

What did one little lesbian frog say to the other?

We really do taste like chicken!"

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)

What did the robber with an errection say?

This is a stick-up.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why didn't the skelton cross the road?

Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)

What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl?

She won't swallow

What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ?

The deceased !

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

What do giraffes and humans share the same number of?

Testicles.

Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.

Musical Instrument Jokes More Musical Instrument Jokes

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

What do you call someone stealing musical instruments?

A Luter.

Drumstick Jokes More Drumstick Jokes

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

Why did the Turkey join the band?

because he had two Drumsticks.