I can clearly see ur nuts.
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Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.
Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.
You are fine, how am I?"
He had a Freudian slip.
One, but only if the lightbulb really to change.
Because it was bipolar.
Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...
Freud
How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change.
pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people
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Because the 'p' is silent.
Because she thought everybody loved her.
He was bipolar.
I feel abominable.'
He had an apartment complex.
One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.
The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.
Because they are both surrounded by nuts.
Clearly, I can see your nuts.
He charges you double.
You know you need a psychiatrist!
0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.
The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.
A psychiatric tryst.
Sandwich(sandwitch) -my nephew
There's no point to it
Nobody. He was too 'Freud.
He died at such a Jung age.
Just one, if you put it in the right place.
The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.
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A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
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the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."
Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"
Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.
John Senile
They're repulsive!