What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

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What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

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What do you call a butler with a new set of teeth?

An endentured servant

Which two letters are rotten for your teeth?

D K

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Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

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What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?

Getting it to fit over a bucket !