What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

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What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

Why did ranch break up with chicken wings?

Because he blue cheese...

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Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

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When you go to a regular movie, a friend asks you "so how good was the movie?

When you go to an M.night Shamylan movie a friend asks " So how bad was the plot twist "

Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

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What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

What did one mouse say to the other mouse?

I get a click out of you.