What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

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What do you call 27 West Virginians?

A full set of teeth.

Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?

Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.

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Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

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What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

stop with the cheesey jokes!

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.