Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

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A cheesy pickup line

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Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

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Because he couldn't tuna piano!

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Build a house next to it.

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Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave