Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

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Row Jokes More Row Jokes

What do you call two rows of cabbages ?

A dual cabbageway !

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room?

One full set of teeth.

What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

Why did the fish fall off it's bike?

It's a fish.

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida?

Cause they all go there to croak!

Razor Jokes More Razor Jokes

When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.