Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

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Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

What do you call a dissection performed by drunks?

An Autipsy.

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Where is your mother from?

The second Eskimo says "Alaska."

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.

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What wears a black white and tan coat but has no hair?

A bald beagle!

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

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Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

What did Shakespeare say when Mr. Big proposed to him?

Noth"