What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

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What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.

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What do magistrates have with their water?

Just ice.

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

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Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog?

hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

How do you break a Polish man's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

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What do you call a polish guy on a boat?

A fishing pole

What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.