What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

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What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad"

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Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

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How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

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What do you call a polish guy on a boat?

A fishing pole

What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.