What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

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What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

What did the girlfriend, say to her boyfriend, when he showed up for sushi?

Wha suh b?

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What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

Why shouldn't you laugh when a black man falls off his bike?

It could be your bike. EDIT: Spelling.

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How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

What did the idiot do after seeing a joke that wasn't very funny?

Downvote it.

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What do you have when you get 32 rednecks in a line?

A full set of teeth

What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room?

One full set of teeth.

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What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

Why wasn't Hamlet sad when his girlfriend drowned?

He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway.

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What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.