What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What happened to the tree after it caught fire?

It became entally handicapped

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Bernadette Jokes More Bernadette Jokes

What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

Who's there ! Bernadette ! Bernadette who ?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving !