What did the woman do when she broke up with her boyfriend for her Mexican lover?

Go the other guey.

Previous Random Joke Next

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

What do you call a Mexican with small muscles?

No whey Jos.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the Italian baseball coach say about the only woman on the team?

Ciabatta very good!

What book do you like the most?

Woman: "My husband's checkbook."

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?

He said it was too tight."

What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.