What did the woman do when she broke up with her boyfriend for her Mexican lover?

Go the other guey.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?

Find out after the break.

What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

What would Obi Wan be called if he were Mexican?

Obi Juan Kenobi.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women have you slept with?

she asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."

What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women.

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression