What did the woman do when she broke up with her boyfriend for her Mexican lover?

Go the other guey.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

What does a lightbulb and a pregnant woman have in common?

Its easy to break the little light inside them.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once?

Fear of over dos

What do you call a short Mexican?

A paragraph, because he's not big enough to be an es.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a women with one leg?

ilene

Why does that guy always get all the women?

I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.