What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?

You take me for grunted.

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Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

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What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?

You take me for grunted.

Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.