Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What job did the farmer give to his learning-disabled child?

Herder

What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job?

A man who is outstanding in his field.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.

What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich?

There goes my gyro

Dj Jokes More Dj Jokes

What did the carrot say to the DJ?

Lettuce Turnip The Beet

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!