Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

Why did they fire Victoria?

Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her ?

You drop it on her twice.

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!

Dj Jokes More Dj Jokes

What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything