Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

What kind of jokestuff do farmers like?

Corny jokes.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a drug factory that catches fire?

A pot roast

Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Dj Jokes More Dj Jokes

What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!