What do you call... What do you call a dwarf who sells prosthetic limbs?

A small arms dealer.

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Why was the calculator salesman happy when he sold his cheapest calculator?

Because they all add up!

What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

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How was copper wire invented ?

One copper coin, two dwarves.

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

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What do T-Rex's do for a living?

They're small arms dealers.

What do you call... What do you call a dwarf who sells prosthetic limbs?

A small arms dealer.

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What do you call... What do you call a dwarf who sells prosthetic limbs?

A small arms dealer.

Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion?

Anyone can pull them off