Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

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How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session?

He felt dinosore.

Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

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Why do black people like the NBA?

It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!

Why don't White Elephants run?

because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)

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What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

How did the pig get to the hospital?

in a hambulance.

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What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?

You take me for grunted.

Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.