Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

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Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

How did the domestic goods feel when they were being shipped overseas?

Tarrif-ied.

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How ?

I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away

What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What does a chef call an undercover cop?

Pig in a blanket.

What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

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What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?

You take me for grunted.

Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.