What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

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How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

Why should you never give Queen Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll just let it go.

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What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution

What's the worst thing that could happen to an r/joke/ subscriber?

faint

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

Why do women have short feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

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How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

Shipwreck Jokes More Shipwreck Jokes

Why couldn't they save the shipwrecked hippies?

They were too far out, man.

What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.