What did the nun wear to the casino?

Her gambling habit.

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What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

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Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

Why does Cuba not have any casinos?

They Havana no money to spend.

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What do nerdy mermaids wear?

Algae-bras

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."