What did the nun wear to the casino?

Her gambling habit.

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What do you call a legless nun?

Virgin immobile. Loosely based off the nun in a wheelchair joke.

What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area?

A roamin' Catholic.*

Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

What did the nun wear to the casino?

Her gambling habit.

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Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss