Liquor in the front, poker in the back.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because there's too many cheetahs!
Walk in with $2 Million.
Her gambling habit.
I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!
Because they hate Tibet.
They love to gambol.
They Havana no money to spend.
Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...
Tibet.
Pair-a-dice.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL
In a casino, you really mean it.
Too many cheetahs
Because they don't like Tibet
Play the change machines.
To play the slop machine !
I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.
He was caught counting carbs.
Because they, like, can't even deal.
Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........
from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.
Croakaine
I literally cannot deal.
They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.
A country.
Nobody in the government does their job.
Neither one has Jobs.
Fur traders....
Canoes tip.
A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store.
Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building
With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.
It has a special place in their hearts
Imagine all the people..
Sean Murray and PS4 users
