What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

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What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

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Why do the Marines call it Parris island?

Because they like to play with each other's oui oui.

Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

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What do tigers wear in bed ?

Stripey pyjamas !

How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

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How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied : "Nein, Eleven."

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

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What's a plumber's least favorite type of shoe?

Clogs.

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

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What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one