Why does Cuba not have any casinos?

They Havana no money to spend.

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How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

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Why does Cuba not have any casinos?

They Havana no money to spend.

How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

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What country has 6 faces, and 8 points?

Cuba

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel