Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

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Why do lambs go to casinos?

They love to gambol.

Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

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Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

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Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

What is the fastest insect in the World?

Lice" Why ... Because it is latching on a running Cheetah.