What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why did the nun call the Womens helpline?

because she was touched by Jesus.

What do you call a black-white-black-white.... What do you call a black-white-black-white-black?

A nun falling off the stairs!! A really old one there.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

Why would I want to talk to your baby?

On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.

21 Jokes More 21 Jokes

What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps

Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

28

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

Canon Jokes More Canon Jokes

Who's there ! Canon ! Canon who ?

Canon open the door then

Why does superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well