What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How many nuns are there in a temple?

Nun.

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the Russian woman say to her violent husband?

Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

21 Jokes More 21 Jokes

What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)

How many /r/jokes reditorz does it take to change a light bulb?

21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

Canon Jokes More Canon Jokes

Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.

Who's there ! Canon ! Canon who ?

Canon open the door then