What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

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How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

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What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).