Weirdo Jokes

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

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What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school?

Jeeper creeper!

What did the "O" call the Zero?

Weirdo!

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

What did YOU think I'm talking about?

Weirdos!!

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

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What is a moo hoo for a cow fight?

A cattle battle!

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

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How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted?

He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're !

Elementary School Jokes More Elementary School Jokes

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

Jeep Jokes More Jeep Jokes

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Jeep?

With the hedgehog the pricks can be seen on the outside and with a Jeep the prick can be seen on the inside.

What do you call a rainbow of Jeeps in the driveway?

Roy Jeep Biv

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why is the bicycle unable to stay up?

Because it is two-tired!!!!

How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

What version of windows does Jesus use?

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