Weirdo Jokes

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

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What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school?

Jeeper creeper!

What did the "O" call the Zero?

Weirdo!

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

What did YOU think I'm talking about?

Weirdos!!

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

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Coworker Jokes More Coworker Jokes

What did the philosopher say to his coworker?

Cleanup on the detergent aisle"

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

Psycho Path Jokes More Psycho Path Jokes

Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?

The psycho-path!

What do you call a road that doesn't care about anyone?

A psycho-path.

Moo Hoo Jokes More Moo Hoo Jokes

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

Elementary School Jokes More Elementary School Jokes

What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)

Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A: A car thief who can't drive!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.