What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

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What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

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How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.

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Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.