What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?

A harenet.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?

A Whale Way

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Columbus Jokes More Columbus Jokes

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.