Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the doctor say to the angry midget?

I'm going to ask you to be a little patient."

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What is 4,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What do you call a Mexican at the bottom of the ocean?

Pollution. What do you call every Mexican at the bottom of the ocean? Solution.

Clue Jokes More Clue Jokes

How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog

Why are there no black people in clue?

Because then it wouldn't be a mystery.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

How can you tell when a fax has been sent by a blonde?

When there's a stamp on it.

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

What do you call 5 black guys and a white guy?

A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block

How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.