Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

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How do people look at the internet?

Me: How Him: With their google-y eyes

What did the sardine call the submarine ?

A can of people !

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What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K"

How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

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How deep is the ocean?

A shark spooked him while he was surfing.

What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

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Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog

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Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

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Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto?

He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."

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What's white and in the men's 100M final?

The lines.

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have 100 dead babies in my garage