What did the octopus make for desert?

Octopie

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Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

What do you call the mean and dusty winds of the desert?

Darude Sandstorm

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How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

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What did the octopus make for desert?

Octopie

What do you call an area where an Octopus is sitting?

Octopied