Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

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How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

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Why do I not laugh at your jokes anymore?

Because I've "reddit" before

What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

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What does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten tickles.

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

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What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Ten-tickles!