What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

Ur-ine!"

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Why is American Airlines the best airlines company?

Because they are the only one to drop you directly to your office.

Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

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What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

What do you call an unborn child that is excessively ready to accept failure?

A defetus