What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

Ur-ine!"

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Office Jokes More Office Jokes

When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."

What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into her office wearing only cling wrap?

I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.

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How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level