What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

Ur-ine!"

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What is a long distance love?

It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.

What's black and doesn't work in an office?

Decaf coffee!

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Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a - computer?

A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

What do you call an unborn child that is excessively ready to accept failure?

A defetus