What did the pirate say when he was accepted into flight school?

It's a pilot's life for me!

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What would you call Osama bin Laden if he became a pirate?

Sandy Hook.

How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

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Who was the first black person accepted into Harvard University?

The Janitor

How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.