What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

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Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives?

a peasantfeeling

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What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

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What does the doctor say after colonoscopy?

See ewwww later!

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

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He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into her office wearing only cling wrap?

I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit?

Durian durian! im sorry

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits."

How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.