What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why does the KKK like christmas?

Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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What did (x) say to (x)?

A: (Rude slang) Examples: What did the catterpillar say to the leaf ;3 "F*** you"

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.