What did (x) say to (x)?

A: (Rude slang) Examples: What did the catterpillar say to the leaf ;3 "F*** you"

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Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

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How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.