Why does the KKK like christmas?

Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why did the AC wave try to hang himself?

He was sinusoidal.

What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

Why is Halloween a crackheads' favourite holiday?

Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

What kind of tree is a must?

An obliga-tree.

Kkk Jokes More Kkk Jokes

Why does everyone like the KKK?

Cause they're the best!

Why does the KKK hate bowling?

Because a black ball knocks over white pins with red necks.