Why does the KKK like christmas?

Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.

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What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.

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Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

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Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

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Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

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How do we call a skinhead with an Afro?

The only black KKK member.

What's the Mexican version of the KKK?

Que? Que? Que?