Why does the KKK like christmas?

Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your undies?

Your grandma.

What did one earring say to the other?

What did one earring say to the other? You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

Kkk Jokes More Kkk Jokes

What do 1% of racist people do?

They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes

What do KKK and intensive training have in common?

they both make black guys run faster