Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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How many Germans does it take screw in a lightbulb?

He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.

What do you call hiring German engineers to work on your overseas project?

Krautsourcing

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What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

What did the lumberjack see?

He saw a tree.

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What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.