Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in .

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

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Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose

What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

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What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.

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Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Ze German Jokes More Ze German Jokes

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Champ Elysee Jokes More Champ Elysee Jokes

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.