Leaf Jokes

What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

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What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

How do you know when spring is here?

the Leafs are out!

How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

What did (x) say to (x)?

A: (Rude slang) Examples: What did the catterpillar say to the leaf ;3 "F*** you"

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

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What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

What does the tree says in autumn ?

Leaf me alone.

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LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!"

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So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

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Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.