Leaf me alone.
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I'd best be leafing.
Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"
For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
The leaf, the rope stops the emo.
He turned a leaf and made an entry.
the Leafs are out!
He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !
A: (Rude slang) Examples: What did the catterpillar say to the leaf ;3 "F*** you"
A leaf. The rope catches the emo.
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Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.
Take a Leaf of absence.
The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.
They taste like chicken.
To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.
A vegetarian.
He is going to tell you.
More doors.
Matt
The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.
Because Boston has all the cups!
You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.
One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.
Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...
Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being
Patti O'Furniture
It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.
A geek.
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