How do you jump out of a fifteen-floors building without getting hurt?

You jump from the 1st one.

Previous Random Joke Next

1st Jokes More 1st Jokes

Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor ?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

How do you jump out of a fifteen-floors building without getting hurt?

You jump from the 1st one.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What did the Asian janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!"

What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.