How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

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Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

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Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

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Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

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How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

A: It stole the show!