What did the otter say to his girlfriend?

You are my significant otter."

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When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend?

On the front page of reddit.

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What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.

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What did the otter say to his girlfriend?

You are my significant otter."

Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.