When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.
None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend
A stand up driver.
After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.
They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.
the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"
Diez nuts!
A: She wanted to tease hair
Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.
A nose
Because he plays with Pooh.
Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!
Because they kept dropping their trunks....
A metro-gnome
Cause they struggle to put food on the table
