Whore?

I don't cry when I chop up a Whore.

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What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

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How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

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Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?

He liked to chop and change !

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.