Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

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What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?

Sleep in the wardrobe !

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

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What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What do you call a pushy aquatic mammal?

Press'n Seal

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What did Dora say when Swiper got ahold of her tinder?

Swiper no swiping!!

Where could you look up Joan of Arc's profile?

On Tinder.

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What did the otter say to his girlfriend?

You are my significant otter."

Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.