Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

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What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

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What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

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What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin

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Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

What did the otter say to his girlfriend?

You are my significant otter."