Why do Asian people never seem to age?

I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.

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What did the chinese pirate say?

Awwlllll!

Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

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dereted

How do you blind an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

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What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

Age

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The Age Of Ultron.

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How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

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Why do Asian people never seem to age?

I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.

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What is the weakest armour made out of?

Asian People

What do Asian people use as blindfolds?

Shoe laces.