What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle ?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

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What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

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When they scream they make no sense

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Because she ran away from the ball!

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ghost buzzards

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