What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle ?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

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Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

What do you call a dictator running a bookshop?

The Supreme Reader.

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Why do dogs run in circles ?

Because its hard to run in squares !

What's a Canadian Anarchist's favorite shape?

A circle, eh.

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What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!

What did Shakespeare name his pet pig?

Hamlet.

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What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...