What's the difference between the Chinese and Germans?

The Chinese rike and the Germans Reich.

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What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P

What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

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How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. We are efficient and don't like humour.

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What do Japanese Kids, Chinese Democracy and German Humor have in common?

All are equally oxymoronic.

What's Pao's favorite Chinese dish?

Infant children.