What's the difference between the Chinese and Germans?

The Chinese rike and the Germans Reich.

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What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

What is another difference between a circus and a whorehouse?

My husband doesn't go to the circus

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Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10 ?

They were trying to keep their german market.

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What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.